Friday, June 18, 2004

when French kissing goes awry

I started reading an article on about a woman who bit off "part" of her boyfriend's tongue during a drunken and possibly-over-passionate kiss.

When I read "part," I thought we might've been talking about only a wee bit of flesh. Go read the article to find out exactly how much of the guy's tongue was removed, and cringe. The worst part: the missing piece is truly missing (cf. that article's magnificently understated final sentence).

The dude in question is 47. I wonder if he used to have a reputation as a ladies' man. Well, no longer.

No longer.

Heh. I slay me.


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