Kangmi writes:
Are you a slightly happy hiker?
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Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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How does one rate happiness? I've decided that an objective, quantitative measure is called for. My suggestion:
Measure the tensile strength of my morning wood.
This calls to mind that lovely exchange in the movie "Real Genius," where a girl resists Chris's (Val Kilmer's) attempts to bed her.
GIRL: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
V KILMER: (pause) Not right now.
GIRL: A girl's gotta have her standards.
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