How else can boiling one's unctiousness in one's backyard and then burying it be considered anything BUT a vengeful act? Certainly this CrapChap has indoor plumbing!! COME ON NOW!
It's neighborhood nuissances like this guy which make certain townships to pass certain ordinances! It's a good thing I'm not in his neighborhood!! I'd be doing the flaming poo in a paper sack to his porch as well as crazy gluing his car door handles shut (after I've jammed dog feces under the handle).
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How else can boiling one's unctiousness in one's backyard and then burying it be considered anything BUT a vengeful act? Certainly this CrapChap has indoor plumbing!! COME ON NOW!
It's neighborhood nuissances like this guy which make certain townships to pass certain ordinances! It's a good thing I'm not in his neighborhood!! I'd be doing the flaming poo in a paper sack to his porch as well as crazy gluing his car door handles shut (after I've jammed dog feces under the handle).
Gotta fight fire with fire!!!
PS: What is Japanese for ASSHOLE?
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