Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Tom's foreign policy

My buddy and colleague Tom and I were discussing Korea's military options today, specifically, the option of sending in ROK special forces to strike the Taliban and extract the hostages. Both of us agree that Korea's got impressive military muscle, and neither of us can understand why the Korean politicians are so quick to dismiss the judicious use of violence to get those citizens back home.

Tom came up with a good foreign policy statement:

Having crack special forces and not using them is like having a ten-inch dick and not being in porn.

Someone please translate this into Korean and spam Noh Mu Hyeon and his cronies with it. Or if you've got the balls, make a sandwich board of the slogan and go sit in front of Cheong Wa Dae.

Again, the Marmot's Hole is your source for discussion of this topic.

If I were a soldier in the Korean special forces right now, watching the news about the hostages, I'd be saying, "When the hell do we move out?"


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