haikus about France, Korea, and geopolitics

babies in the fridge
tastier to French folks than
bowls of boshintang

we love Sarkozy
no, he's not Napoleon
Sarko's got both balls

happening this month
erections in Korea
whom will they erect?

as the world moves right
will the U.S. respond by
moving to the left?

cooking up Fido
major changes in cuisine
at Cordon Bleu Seoul

condoms made in France
crafted to remind women
of a fresh baguette

but in R.O.K.
condoms are designed to look
like bowls of kimchi

Ban Ki Moon kicks ass
he can kill you simply by
jiggling his dick


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