My buddy Tom turns 45 today. By way of wishing him a happy birthday, I asked Tom a rude, possibly unethical, blowjob-related question via text. The man is too busy, today, to do much of anything, so we might try to do something tomorrow to celebrate, or mourn, this milestone on the way to an old and ragged 90.
Hard to believe I've known this old fart since 1994. Good God, it's been twenty years!