Months ago, I had predicted that Kevin's Pie, the store that sells shitty confections and is run by a dotty woman who knows nothing about customer service, would collapse and die within six months—by September 6, in fact. I even created a countdown timer to show how serious I was. More and more frequently these days, Kevin's Pie looks like this:
Will Kevin's Pie be dead by September 6? I have no idea, but the place is definitely dying.