Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Puerto Rico better watch its ass

Things aren't looking good for Puerto Rico (the Spanish way to say "Richport"). As if severe economic problems weren't enough, Hurricane Maria is heading straight for the tiny territory. Apparently, the hurricane is a Category 5, and there's no chance it will weaken before striking the island. Here's hoping the PR doesn't end up 95% destroyed like the tiny island of Barbuda when Irma passed overhead like an avenging angel.

Batten down those hatches, guys, and good luck. You have nowhere to flee to now.



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