Friday, October 13, 2017


This is a porg. It will be prominently featured in this December's "Star Wars: The Last Jedi."

Kill me now.

One of the great virtues of "Rogue One" was that there were no fucking cute aliens. Instead, there was a tentacled, Lovecraftian horror called Bor Gullet whose mind-melding technique could drive you insane. My kind of alien.

ADDENDUM: porg memes are popping up all over the Net. Here's a good one:

Two more amusing porg memes:


Charles said...

My reaction was very similar to yours. I watched the new trailer thinking, "Cool... cool... cool... [record scratch] Wait, what the heck is that! Arrrggghhh!"

Apparently the internet is very pleased, though.

Kevin Kim said...

The Internet lies. It lies!