PURCELL, OK: COUPLE CRASH CAR INTO HOUSE WHILE ATTEMPTING 69 SEX POSITION WHILE DRIVING
Be sure to click. The photo is awesome.
PS: the dude is 56. His lady-love is 19. Right on!
The haiku I left in the comments at Instapundit:
Drunk-drive 69
changes into Chomp the Clam
and Bite the Sausage
The comments thread features lots of The World According to Garp jokes. I assume you get the reference to one of the most comic/tragic scenes in the novel.
ADDENDUM: a savvy commenter notes that there's a "Disclaimer: This is satire" tag appended to the very bottom of the article. Alas. I so wanted this to be true.
2 comments:
56 and 19? That sounds familiar. Although in these parts the man would be about ten years older than that on average.
I have had opportunities with a couple of 22-year-old females, but I just can't pull the trigger. I prefer women half my age, but that's just how I roll.
Well, you've heard the mathematical formula for creepiness: divide your age by 2 and add 7. That's the minimum age you can date; going below that age is officially creepy. So for me, I can't go below 32.
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