Halloween poesy

on Halloween
my sis gets mean:

she'll growl a lot and spit

and if you poke her with a stick

she'll squat and take a shit

if there's a moon

she'll sing a tune

and grow out body hair

but only in the hidden place

yes—hair that grows down there

when there's enough

she'll make a tough

new bullwhip that she cracks

a pussy-whip that she can use

to split logs like an axe

I saw her kill

my best bud Phil

he ran away too slow

she whipped her crotch and caught him good

—it took a single blow

so watch yourself

you little elf

on that most hallowed eve

my sis is likely out there now

so you had better leave

the boy who juiced

It's not just LOTR, Poison Girls.

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No idea who Eva Vlaardingerbroek is? She's smart and sexy, for starters.

scandalous if true

Headline:

'Overcharged': Major Study Shows True Cost of Owning an EV, 'Fueling' Equal to $17.33 Per Gallon

A new study called “Overcharged Expectations” claims that without federal subsidies, the real cost of fueling an electric vehicle would amount to $17.33 per gallon of gasoline.

The study from the Texas Public Policy Foundation said electric vehicles do not stand alone in comparison with other vehicles because of the “wide array of direct subsidies, regulatory credits, and subsidized infrastructure that contribute to the economic viability of EVs.”

This is what Elon Musk is not telling you. 

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D'oh. Guess that didn't happen, eh, Kevin?