tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5541500.post113592023398921542..comments2024-03-29T07:31:49.016+09:00Comments on BigHominid's Hairy Chasms: be it resolved...Kevin Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01328790917314282058noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5541500.post-1135984048567906432005-12-31T08:07:00.000+09:002005-12-31T08:07:00.000+09:00...claws are one reason why cats make terrible bak...<I>...claws are one reason why cats make terrible bakers and pasta chefs...</I><BR/><BR/>Well not only do the claws make them terrible bakers and pasta chefs, but it also makes cats are horrible manual masturbators... well that, and their lack of opposable thumbs.<BR/><BR/>Glad to see you're back in action. Have a happy and save and as enjoyable start to 2006 as you can, and I look forward to the food photoblogging! Perchance we'll see something innovative from your neck of the woods to find its way to Turdmania:)<BR/><BR/>PS: I'll overstate the obvious... Nugent rocks!Mavenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06159539883712835177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5541500.post-1135934071749731902005-12-30T18:14:00.000+09:002005-12-30T18:14:00.000+09:00Welcome back, Kevin. In honor of your return, her...Welcome back, Kevin. In honor of your return, here are some lyrics for you, courtesy of the Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent:<BR/><BR/>Well I don't know where they come from <BR/>But they sure do come <BR/>I hope they comin' for me <BR/>And I don't know how they do it <BR/>But they sure do it good <BR/>I hope they doin' it for free <BR/><BR/>They give me cat scratch fever <BR/>Cat scratch fever <BR/><BR/>The first time that I got it <BR/>I was just ten years old <BR/>I got it from some pussy next door <BR/>I went and see the Dr. and <BR/>He gave me the cure <BR/>I think I got it some more <BR/><BR/>They give me cat scratch fever <BR/>Cat scratch fever <BR/><BR/>It's nothin dangerous <BR/>I feel no pain <BR/>I've got to ch-ch-change <BR/>You know you got it when you're going insane <BR/>It makes a grown man cryin' cryin' <BR/>Won't you make my bed <BR/><BR/>I make the pussy purr with <BR/>The stroke of my hand <BR/>They know they gettin' it from me <BR/>They know just where to go <BR/>When they need their lovin man <BR/>They know I do it for free <BR/><BR/>They give me cat scratch fever <BR/>Cat scratch feverAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com