tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5541500.post7162684087760809488..comments2024-03-29T07:31:49.016+09:00Comments on BigHominid's Hairy Chasms: closer to the real thingKevin Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01328790917314282058noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5541500.post-16907344978904649492011-09-27T07:32:26.403+09:002011-09-27T07:32:26.403+09:00Joke? What joke? I wrote a serious analysis of Ame...Joke? What joke? I wrote a serious analysis of American decline!<br /><br />As I'd laughed so hard I'd wet my own bed . . .<br /><br />Jeffery Hodges<br /><br />* * *Horace Jeffery Hodgeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16684513618463766017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5541500.post-2606180919558430682011-09-27T06:59:05.122+09:002011-09-27T06:59:05.122+09:00The urge to joke and the tendency toward perfectio...The urge to joke and the tendency toward perfectionism are uneasy bedfellows.Kevin Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01328790917314282058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5541500.post-32597644789808040402011-09-27T06:51:41.083+09:002011-09-27T06:51:41.083+09:00Make it an A-! I wrote "in neverending game&q...Make it an A-! I wrote "in neverending game" instead of "in a neverending game."<br /><br />Jeffery Hodges<br /><br />* * *Horace Jeffery Hodgeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16684513618463766017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5541500.post-2243791421912030982011-09-27T05:04:18.524+09:002011-09-27T05:04:18.524+09:00Okay, I made one error: "expect and A+."...Okay, I made one error: "expect and A+." That should read "expect an A+."<br /><br />Give me an A instead . . .<br /><br />Jeffery Hodges<br /><br />* * *Horace Jeffery Hodgeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16684513618463766017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5541500.post-62767523088741225252011-09-27T04:16:43.032+09:002011-09-27T04:16:43.032+09:00The problem is the name of this medicine.
Hypathi...The problem is the name of this medicine.<br /><br />Hypathia is obviously a scary drug in need of better PR. Change the name to something that doesn't sound like "high pathology" -- or worse, like "Hi Pathology!" Too much like a greeting that says, "Disease, come and get me!"<br /><br />Or maybe Americans are just cowardly these days. In that case, the name is still the problem, though PR won't help, but Americans could be toughened up. I suggest "Re-Boot Camp," military camp to revive American bravery. We have to live up to our National Anthem! Home of the Brave!<br /><br />Remember the days of "Duck in Cover"? Americans had guts back then and weren't afraid of nuclear war. A blanket with a duck in it was enough to survive. The blanket against radiation, the duck for roasting -- just slip it out into all that radiation and let the fallout microwave that sucker!<br /><br />With sufficient guts, Americans wouldn't suffer from bipolar disorder, either. They'd stay true to their old, conservative principles and not be oscillating back and forth from conservative to liberal to conservative to liberal in neverending game of "s/he loves me, s/he loves me not"! That's the fault of the 60s flower children!<br /><br />I could go on and on, but I've proved my point and expect and A+ even though the gutless graders will probably give me a C, the cowardly bastards! But I'm tough enough to take it.<br /><br />Jeffery Hodges<br /><br />* * *Horace Jeffery Hodgeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16684513618463766017noreply@blogger.com