birthday card sample

Here's a sample birthday card. I did this a couple years ago for a co-worker named Latasha, but I'm going to redo the dialogue to make the card available for purchase by anyone.




Loving whomever you please is a basic civil right, as Cookie Monster well understands. Perhaps he enjoys sexually ambiguous birds. Perhaps he's like our (now-dead) dog, and it doesn't really matter if you're male or female or abiotic-- all he wants to do is put his love on. Shake his blue groove thang. Give Big Bird a taste of his nasty Cookie Monster dick dough. You know what I mean.
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