TOTALITARIAN UPDATE: Your Maximum Leader has moved his Naked Villainy blog to the following URL:
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ANOTHER UPDATE: Lest we forget-- today, March 14, is White Day in Korea: the mirror image of Korean Valentine's Day. You'll recall that Korea and Japan split the lovey-doveyness into two days to protract the torture for us single folks. On Valentine's Day, the ladies do their thang for the men; on White Day, the men sex it up for the women. A third day, Black Day, was designed for us losers. I think it's April 14th, but am not sure. How apropos that it should nearly coincide with Tax Day in America. On Black Day, we, the unattached, will chow down on jjajang-myeon (Korean-style Chinese pasta in black bean sauce) and ponder our singleness. But today is White Day, the day when yang licks, nibbles, and sucks yin, so I wish all the lovely ladies out there a beautiful, sexually rapturous twenty-four hours. Imagine you're banging Kiefer Sutherland or something. I, in the meantime, will go see what happens when I stick my dick in a red-hot waffle iron.
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