Thanks as well to Dr. Vallicella, Andi, and Beth at My (edited) Journal for posting my letter (and a hat tip to Joel for alerting me to Beth's gesture).
In honor of Beth's squeamishness at my profanity (and to continue our assault on censors), some more bad erotica:
Delila grabbed her nipples and tugged her breasts apart. Marvin goggled: it was like the parting of the Red Sea. She had a sternum? Who knew!?
"Dive on in!" she commanded.
Marvin licked his lips, took a deep breath, and dove. A tidal wave of mammaries came crashing down on his skull. The pressure was immense, benthic. Something cracked.
All was dark.
Marvin thought he heard screaming.
Then he realized, too late: the screams were coming from him.
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