Sunday, November 21, 2004

dog fart and Santa Christmas cards

You want these cards.

You need these cards.

You will buy these cards, not because the voices told you to, but because the gerbil in your colon has been rigged to explode the moment you click away to somewhere other than my online store.

Don't let that happen.

Order a set of cards. Order two sets. Click on the images below.



he knows when you've been bad or good...




all hail the ass gas





_

No comments:

Post a Comment

READ THIS BEFORE COMMENTING!

All comments are subject to approval before they are published, so they will not appear immediately. Comments should be civil, relevant, and substantive. Anonymous comments are not allowed and will be unceremoniously deleted. For more on my comments policy, please see this entry on my other blog.