"Human Resources Division."
"Hello? Is this the number for the audition?"
"Excuse me?"
"You're looking for a fellow in his seventies with a big dick, right?"
"Uh..."
"Hard cummer, no problem going anal, no prostate issues?"
"Sir, I--"
"I use condoms! Wait-- was I supposed to say that? Does that help or hurt my chances? Shit."
"Sir, you're not--"
"I can eat pussy like there's no tomorrow!"
"Sir, if you'll just--"
"I could eat your pussy right now! Ever had your clit gummed?"
"Sir! Sir, I... well... yeah, come on over. Here’s our address."
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