"Yaaaaay! Daddy's home!" Mommy screamed in obvious delight, relieved that someone was finally there to help her with the kids.
"Yaaaaay! Daddy's home!" the children squealed, thrilled to see their father and anticipating a night of games and tickling and TV.
"YAAAAAY! DADDY'S HOME!" the alien bellowed joyfully, rising from its hiding place behind the couch, immense fangs glinting, tongue and tentacles writhing madly, and viscous alien-drool flying in chaotic ropes about the room.
Previous "100 Belows":
Volume 1
Volume 2
Volume 3
Volume 4
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