If you've got children, play with them.
If you don't have children, but would like some, I suggest taking off your clothes and making a few.
Remember your own inner child, but not the way Michael Jackson might want you to.
Do not eat your children, however tasty they might look.
Remember that, even though you're communing with your inner child, it's still socially unacceptable to shit your pants and hope no one notices.
If you find yourself communing with your inner teen instead of a younger you, be careful to hide spontaneous boners.
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