Wednesday, June 29, 2005

5:30AM meditation

You know the old joke about the dog named Sex?

Well, fuck that. I'm gonna buy a Doberman and name him Diarrhea.

Diarrhea, come!

Oh, shit, no-- stay, Diarrhea, STAY!

Diarrhea, shake!

And now... Diarrhea, ATTACK!!

What will you do when I unleash my vicious and unstoppable Diarrhea!?

AAAAAAHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!


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