It's taken two years and the addition of several guest bloggers (most notable among them the prolific Smallholder), but at some point in the next 48 hours, my buddy Mike's excellent blog, Naked Villainy, will finally surpass my own in terms of raw number of posts made. If Blogspot's counter is to be trusted, we currently stand at:
BigHominid's Hairy Chasms: 2043 posts (including this post)
Naked Villainy: 2041 posts
My reign of terror will soon be at an end, but let the record testify to the sheer diarrhetic volume of prose I've written over the past 740-some twistings of this tortured planet-- almost all of which have been the scribblings of one lone hominid on a mission to convert everyone to the middle way.
You thought life under a Hominidal sun was the epitome of desolation? Anus-nibbling fool! Now you truly enter a period of darkness and peril. Fasten your seat-tentacles, buckle down your loose skin flaps, and secure your eyestalks in their plastic reinforcements: Naked Villainy is a cruel mistress, crueler than Kali, and your ass is hers.
(Psssst... don't you wish politicians gave concession speeches like that?)
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