Justin spins a hilarious wedding fantasy riddled with the sort of over-the-top imagery you'd normally find in a Mark Leyner novel. I laughed until one of my hemorrhoids burst. Then I scrambled around looking for toilet paper to jam in my ass crack.
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With a testimonial involving bursting 'roids and asscrack... how can we go wrong? :)
ReplyDeleteHope your asscheek is recovering nicely from your plucking of the grey hair earlier this week!