Wednesday, October 05, 2005

moustache? mustache?

Justin spins a hilarious wedding fantasy riddled with the sort of over-the-top imagery you'd normally find in a Mark Leyner novel. I laughed until one of my hemorrhoids burst. Then I scrambled around looking for toilet paper to jam in my ass crack.


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1 comment:

  1. MavenOctober 7, 2005 at 4:21:00 AM GMT+9

    With a testimonial involving bursting 'roids and asscrack... how can we go wrong? :)

    Hope your asscheek is recovering nicely from your plucking of the grey hair earlier this week!

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