Thursday, January 05, 2006

this made me laugh my fool ass off

From Jelly's blog, this gem:

I spent some time tonight watching crabs in a tank. I thought about what their life used to be like, with a whole ocean of possibility surrounding them. I empathized with them too, as they climbed over their tankmates with their long legs reaching up toward the top, and freedom.

Then I remembered how damn delicious they are, and I got hungry, and imagined them boiling in a pot with me smiling over them.

Indeed you are powerful, Jelly, as the Emperor has foreseen.


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