Tuesday, March 28, 2006

catsturbation

A while ago, the Maven sent me a hilarious link to video of a masturbating cat (you'll need to sign up to become a YouTube member to see the vid; membership is free). In the video, the technical question of how a beast with claws can beat its own meat is... well, at least partially answered.



The Force will be with you. Always.


UPDATE: The certifiably hellbound Jeff Harrison emails with a link to a canine version of the above. It's worth it just to listen to the off-camera woman pleading, "Wilburrr! Please stooooooooop!" at the end. But the dog, having achieved a certain rhythm, can't stop: events, once set in motion, must be seen through to their sticky conclusion. That, friend, is the way of things. It's no use trying to figure out why. Who, after all, can claim to fathom the deep mysteries of the animal mind?



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1 comment:

  1. MavenMarch 29, 2006 at 1:41:00 AM GMT+9

    I am not sure what was more laughable and equally disturbing:

    1. Did the cat learn to do that on its own?
    2. Did someone train it to do that?
    3. What is the thought processes at work, in the filming?

    and lastly...

    4. WHY? A Tamil movie sound track in the background?

    Every time the cat pawed and licked, I felt like I was invading its privacy.

    However!

    Obviously, I watched it. To completion. Several times. IN AWE.

    Glad you enjoyed it!

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