Thursday, April 27, 2006

forecast: sky to spread ass cheeks and dump

As of two minutes ago, Weather.com was forecasting light rain for Seoul on Sunday. If that scrote-kicking prognostication doesn't change by Saturday afternoon... not even Naomi Campbell will be able to save us, no matter how fast she chain-smokes the magic cigarettes.

And any hope of selling my wares at the Hope Market will be lost.

Thanks for nothing, Naomi, you whore.





IN OTHER NUDES: Rory kills me. No, literally.


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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousApril 28, 2006 at 10:35:00 AM GMT+9

    There is still hope: the Korea Meteorological Administration site has this forecast:

    Sat: Gradually growing cloudy with a little rain during the day

    Sun: Cloudy

    (Sorry for the awkward phrasing--I haven't much experience in translating weather forecasts)

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