God help me, but I think I sweated so much in my ass crack today that it soaked through my pants. I heard startled gasps when I turned around to write something on the chalkboard; I was too afraid to ask what the deal was, but almost certain I knew that students had Beheld the Horror.
More later. I must go cower under a rock now.
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As a man who knows what it feels like to have young women giggle at his back/ass sweat you have my deepest sympathies.
ReplyDeleteOh lord... been there! I was out playing tennis a few weeks ago, and sweat so much, I saturated my clothing... and my husband commented on the impressive ass-crack sweat stain on my bottom.
ReplyDeleteMy sympathies.
PS: I once was one of those students. I recall in my French II class, mon professeur, who shaved his head completely bald every day, must have had a dull blade that morning, as he had a now raw "strip" of skin missing from his OS/Atlas bone at the back of his noggin. Reminded me of the "BIC" el-cheapo "potato peelers" my mother used to buy, which always rendered my legs shredded.
VIVA LA SUEUR DERRIER!!!
PS+: In a twist of irony, my word verification is: AZZQJM
Oh lord... been there! I was out playing tennis a few weeks ago, and sweat so much, I saturated my clothing... and my husband commented on the impressive ass-crack sweat stain on my bottom.
ReplyDeleteMy sympathies.
PS: I once was one of those students. I recall in my French II class, mon professeur, who shaved his head completely bald every day, must have had a dull blade that morning, as he had a now raw "strip" of skin missing from his OS/Atlas bone at the back of his noggin. Reminded me of the "BIC" el-cheapo "potato peelers" my mother used to buy, which always rendered my legs shredded.
VIVA LA SUEUR DERRIER!!!
PS+: In a twist of irony, my word verification is: AZZQJM