Ave, Richardson!

Richardson sends me two links that announce the next step in toilet evolution: toilets for the very, very big.

Here and here.

I love this:

150% More contact area on the seat.

Extra wide base with 4 anchor points on to prevent tipping.

“Side Wings” to prevent pinching if your fat hangs over the side of the seat.

Reinforced structure holds up to 2000lbs.

My fat doesn't hang over the sides of the seat quite yet, but I'll definitely have to keep these toilets in mind for when I do finally reach my weight goal of 2000 pounds.

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