Saturday, January 20, 2007

Ave, Skippy!

Skippy on Kim Kardashian, daughter of lawyer Robert Kardashian (who helped defend OJ):

There are some women so attractive that a gentleman just loses control of his bladder around them. Then there are women whose personalities compel you to urinate on them. I imagine that Jennifer Lopez would be in the latter category. I don't know enough about Kim Kardashian's personality to make an informed judgement, but by looking at her body, I know that I wouldn't go on a date with her without drinking at least four gallons of water first.

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