my brother and the big green thing

My brother David writes (idiolect edited for comprehensibility by general public):

yeah baby

while in Macys the other day I passed by a Spring decoration... I saw these things in department stores last year and now they're back - strange, large, round and bumpy - and hairy - and green. To me, they look like huge stinky tonsilloliths that are green instead of yellow. nasty. or, to the average consumer, I'd think those huge green balls look like an enormous speck of pollen - just what we need to see. But in general, it's just strange - especially considering its size. And when placed in the middle of a shoe display - it's even weirder. or maybe it's a round, green, huge brain. Like with my "Fat Eye" comic book character. PS - took pic with phone while walking by - that's why image isn't so good.

Enjoy.

The picture in question:



It's the kind of image that begs for a caption. The decoration is unbelievably lame and deserves our excoriation. Feel free to leave your ideas in the comments section. As for me, I saw that picture and thought...

fermented dingleberry
Shrek's testicle
broccoli to the rescue
thing that was growing inside my armpit
metaphor for American politics
Paris Hilton's shoes and toe cheese
God vomits and presses "pause" in the first millisecond


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