Wednesday, June 20, 2007

negative perspiration

I'm sure you've heard the term "negative perspiration," which is simply a jokey way to say "no sweat." Well, get this: my dad signed me into the Fort Belvoir fitness center, and after I did a workout vaguely similar to the one I do at Smoo (including 230 calories' worth on an elliptical trainer), I came home and my mother remarked that the only part of my tee shirt not soaked with sweat was my armpits.

Gotta love that Gillette Clear Gel antiperspirant. I wish I'd taken a picture of the shirt.


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