As is true with all things involving human sexuality, we can learn from the example of Al Gore. I'm sure that everybody remembers when the vice-president tore into his wife's mouth with his tongue upon accepting the Democratic presidential nomination. I'll grant you that it may have been a little much when he stripped Tipper down, put a bondage mask on himself, a ball-gag in her mouth and took her anally as the delegates cheered, but Al still won the popular vote, didn't he? He may well have won the Electoral College were there a sink nearby into which he could empty his ejaculate, but Gore was [consciously] trying to distance himself from President Clinton.
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