Monday, December 31, 2007

New Year's resolutions: sex spam version

In 2008, I will...

1. increase the length of my penis by 2-4 inches using all-natural supplements.

2. make her scream for more.

3. be invited to an orgy.

4. watch steamy Hentai chick fucked by tentacle.

5. witness cum-drinking sluts taking big black cock.

6. watch Steamy Amat3ur showing huge b00b5.

7. make self-respect with Ci@liis.

8. enjoy naughty, shaven grandma doing student.

9. be like an afterburner for my d1ck.

10. not let aging get in the way of an Erection.


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