I meant to blog this the other day: I shat out a turd that bore a disturbing resemblance to a railroad spike-- size, shape, color. I wouldn't be surprised if the turd also weighed the same and had roughly the same hardness and tensile strength as a spike.
I need to shit out a few more of those and start a collection.
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Better yet, why not dry 'em out and use 'em to build a Model Railroad?
ReplyDeleteLionel wouldn't have a patch on the Kevin Kim Fecal Railroad!