dumbest line of the day

Attracted by the phrase "armpit Botox," I clicked over from Drudge to this article, which details various methods by which the stars prep themselves for the Oscars (airing this Sunday-- yawn). That's where I encountered the following howler about a weight loss method involving a combination of the "Suddenly Slimmer" body wrap and an hour's exercise. Says the author with regard to the stars who use this method:

The inches are guaranteed not to come back unless they [i.e., the stars] gain weight.

Oh, man. I guess that's like saying, "You'll win a million dollars unless you don't win any money."


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