"Problem, Joe?"
"M'horse, Doc. I think mah horse's got AIDS."
"Why would you think that, Joe?"
"'Cause Ah injected it with the AIDS virus three days ago."
"Why did you do that, Joe?"
"'Cause Ah'm a-tryin' to kill mahself."
"I'm afraid I don't--"
"The ideer was that the horse'd git AIDS, then fuck me up thuh ass, then Ah'd git AIDS, see?"
"Ah. I understand, Joe. But I don't think horses can get human AIDS."
"Tarnation."
"This is a problem?"
"Truth to tell, Doc, Ah was jus' lookin' fer a reason to git fucked by a horse."
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