Jane found Bob in the kitchen.
"Stop that," she said.
"Stop what?" Bob asked.
"You know what."
"No, Jane, I don't know what." Bob looked annoyed.
"You're slicing the cheese with your dick again," Jane said, fists clenched.
"So?" asked Bob, slicing carefully.
"So this needs to stop, and it needs to stop right now."
Bob raised his eyebrows, but didn't look away from his task.
"But why?" he asked.
Jane opened her mouth, then closed it. She opened it again... then closed it again.
Furrowing her brows, Jane realized she couldn't think of a single reason.
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