Tuesday, November 18, 2008

horrified love-grunts

dropped my pants
shook my wang
told my gal to
Suck that thang!
she got up
grabbed a pan
smashed my nuts
into a flan
kicked my ass
made me yell
blood flew out
my dick as well

...then she said, "OK, now I'll suck it."

But I didn't believe her.

Because she had scissors.


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2 comments:

  1. ElissonNovember 19, 2008 at 8:38:00 PM GMT+9

    What you need, son, is a blumpkin.

    Ask your gal for one. Test the real limits of her love for you.

    ReplyDelete
  2. CappyNovember 23, 2008 at 12:47:00 PM GMT+9

    Don't fix me up with this chick. Sounds painful.

    ReplyDelete

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