Reader and friend Hahna sends in a pic snagged from YouTube and asks whether the guy on the left is yours truly:
The gent certainly bears an uncanny resemblance to me, but while it would have been an honor to be part of a Weird Al Yankovic project, the man on the left is not the Big Hominid. As I told Hahna, his man-tits aren't big enough. Hahna did a bit of research and discovered that our mystery dancer is none other than Donny Osmond.
A revelation that now leaves me with much to ponder. Most of it sad.
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The resemblance is indeed uncanny... and freaky to boot.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I didn't know Donny Osmond was a half Korean Mormon! Who'dathunkit?
ReplyDeleteor maybe, just maybe, the kevin we all know and love used to ice skate and sing on abc with his sister marie
ReplyDeleteHahna,
ReplyDeleteI have a cousin named Marie. Intellesting.
Maven,
Donny Osmond is all races and all religions. "Mormon" is just a label that was recommended by his agent.
Kevin