Wednesday, August 31, 2011

42: the self-check

I'm 42 today, so it's time for a self-diagnostic.

Boobs and ball sack saggier? Check.
Hair grayer? Check.
Increased frequency of senior moments? Check.
More cynical outlook? Check.
Deteriorating eyesight? Check.
Unwelcome hairs? Check.

I think we're good.


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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 31, 2011 at 11:04:00 PM GMT+9

    Happy birthday?

    Addofio

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  2. KellySeptember 1, 2011 at 1:50:00 AM GMT+9

    Happy birthday!

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  3. Horace Jeffery HodgesSeptember 1, 2011 at 6:52:00 AM GMT+9

    Ah 42 . . . how I miss those days when I wished I were still 32.

    Jeffery Hodges

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  4. Nathan B.September 1, 2011 at 9:51:00 AM GMT+9

    Happy Birthday, Kevin--for real, this time!

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  5. Kevin KimSeptember 1, 2011 at 10:39:00 AM GMT+9

    Thanks, all.

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  6. SperwerSeptember 1, 2011 at 2:39:00 PM GMT+9

    Happy Birthday! and remember:

    1. Never pass a urinal without making a contribution.

    2. Never assume a fart isn;t going to be all that it can be.

    3. Never waste an erection.

    Hat tip to "The Bucket List"

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  7. CharlesSeptember 1, 2011 at 3:53:00 PM GMT+9

    Is it that time of year again already? Happy birthday!

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  8. MavenSeptember 3, 2011 at 12:52:00 PM GMT+9

    A happy and hearty (albeit belated) birthday wish to you! :) Peace, love, creativity, and may your farts always silence/clear out a room!

    XOXO

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