"When I fart," said Magpie, "You can hear the sound even if you're swimming underwater!"
"That's nothing!" laughed Rabbit. "When I fart, I shake the leaves off all the trees in the valley!"
"Both of you are weaklings!" growled Tiger. "When I fart, another tiger comes out!"
Magpie and Rabbit stared solemnly at Tiger for a long moment. Then all three of them burst out laughing. As they rolled on the ground, Tiger farted.
And suddenly, there were two tigers.
Magpie and Rabbit stopped laughing as quickly as they had started.
The two tigers exchanged a knowing look, lips curling back to expose gleaming fangs.
"There's one for each of us!" they roared.
And the chase was on.
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