Monday, July 02, 2012

what Brits hear

a spunky woman with a ripe, firm fanny

US English speaker hears: a spirited woman with a ripe, firm ass

UK English speaker hears: a sperm-filled woman with a ripe, firm vagina



fanny

US English: the bum
UK English: the front of the bum



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3 comments:

  1. Good Lord! I never realized the Brits have such dreadfully bad hearing.

    Jeffery Hodges

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  2. Their hearing matches their dreadfully bad teeth.

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  3. They should have their teeth fixed so they can hear better.

    Jeffery Hodges

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