Sunday, December 09, 2012

an... honor?

As you know, I did not attend our company's Christmas party yesterday (see my feelings on the party here, here, and here). One of the things I missed was an awards ceremony, and as my gentle supervisor K told me this morning when I got into the office, I had won an award:


Notice the strange wording on the certificate: I had contributed to the academic achievement and personal growth of our company (company name fuzzed out), not of our company's students. So whom have I been teaching all this time?

With only four people on the teaching staff at our branch, I had a 25% chance of winning this award (which I didn't even know was being given, and toward which I therefore did not strive), and you'll note that the award is only for our branch: it's not a regional or national award. So for this brief moment, I'm the local golden boy. Not that I even deserve the award, of course: my colleagues are all excellent and easily more deserving. I also wonder whether they're miffed at me, for I heard not a single congratulatory utterance from anyone, today, about the award. I guess they had other things to think about than my undeserving ass.

And that's about it. I'm Teacher of the Year for YB Near. Guess I can slap this on my résumé.


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6 comments:

  1. Congrats! From now on, December 7 will be remembered as a day in fame. Or something like that.

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  2. Yes, it's a bit like winning the Oscar for Best Actor, but with approximately 1/300,000,000 the significance.

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  3. How does a company grow "personally"?

    Anyway, congrats on your awesomeness. Don't spend all the prize money in one place.

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  4. Charles,

    Heh. I'll do my best not to spend my massive fortune too quickly.

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  5. I still want to congratulate you for winning the award. Your colleagues didn't greet you then don't mind them. I believe you're as deserving as any winner. :)

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