Thursday, July 04, 2013

Ave, Charles!

Charles at Liminality writes about his latest culinary exploit: apricot crumble.*

Go visit the man's site. He's in his forties, now, which means he's bitter, decrepit, and incontinent, so he needs all the support you can give him.


*Corrected from "peach cobbler" which, for some reason, I had on the brain.


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5 comments:

  1. It's OK... projecting one's own failings on others is a common sign of age-induced crotchetiness. I'll let it slide because I respect my elders.

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  2. Well, Charles, you pass the New Yawk smell test: true New Yorkers express friendship through insults. I've learned much about ball-busting from my NYC friends at Georgetown.

    I am rubber; you are glue
    whatchoo say is just doo-doo


    Actually, here's one I remember from elementary school:

    you cut me down, I must confess
    so in your mouth my dick must rest
    one good lie deserves another:
    between your legs hangs your mother

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  3. Ha! Never heard that second quatrain. Nice.

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