“Does a dog have Buddha-nature?” asked the master, eyes narrowed and accusing.
“Mu!” responded the student proudly, parroting the classic rejoinder.
“Don’t imitate a cow,” groused the master. “Now for a more difficult question: hard liquor or lick her hard?”
“Huh?” asked the student, taken aback, yet strangely titillated.
“Exactly!” shouted the master, grabbing the student’s crotch with age-taloned fingers and shaking it violently.
You know what I like about the above story? I like that it’s impossible to determine the sex of either character. And deep down, you know you like that fact, too.
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