Monday, June 16, 2014

evil multivitamins

Am I going to die?

On my second Costco run, I bought the Kirkland Signature multivitamins—400 horse tablets in a big plastic bottle. But when I opened the bottle for the first time, I noticed that the air-tight seal was already open... and when I peeled that seal back, this is what I saw:


Are my vites tainted? They smell normal. They look normal. I have yet to eat one, but I might try some tonight or tomorrow morning. Tonight might be better: if there are any ill effects, I'll need to know before I go to class. I wouldn't want my students rejoicing that their final exam has been canceled because their teacher is dead.


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4 comments:

  1. i dont understand why you arent just going back to costco and exchanging them... -hahnak

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  2. I still haven't eaten any vitamins, and yeah, I'll likely slog back and exchange the bottle.

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  3. So let it be written. So let it be done.

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