Throngs of Secret Service agents are always on watch for suspicious packages near the White House gates, and anyone who might be looking to infiltrate the grounds. But Thursday night, they had a slightly smaller-scale security breach to contend with: a toddler who squeezed through the fence in the front of the residence.
The brief kerfuffle as agents scrambled to intercept the pint-sized intruder confirms what most people know: toddlers are sneaky, and fast. This one was promptly...
Complete the final sentence:
a. ...gunned down.
b. ...thrown in the clink.
c. ...returned to his parents.
d. ...anally probed.
e. ...handed a prize.
f. ...stuffed full of explosives and let loose in a crowd.
g. ...mauled by a tiger.
h. ...dunked in lava.
i. ...kidnaped and filmed doing things for a video of questionable taste.
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I'm going to go with "f."
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