wankiness is next to godliness

I'm not a big fan of the sort of soap you see below—the kind you find in so many Korean public restrooms. My main problem isn't so much sanitary as it is aesthetic: to access the soap, you must wet your hands and then basically jack the soap off with a series of tugging/caressing motions. It's a rather unpleasant feeling, and there's just no getting around the Freudian nature of the soap as it projects phallically outward from the wall.


Kind of reminds me of this:

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