Monday, March 07, 2016

Trump versus Hil: a love poem

"A base I have," said Trump, "I have
"a base! a voter base!"
The Clinton witch then raised her ass
and farted in his face:
"A base, you say?" she cackled loud:
"A base? A base? A base?
"Well, I've got news for you, my friend:
"This trend you think is such a trend
"Will soon be coming to an end
"And there I'll be to suck your pus
"For all your base belong to us!"

(iambic tetrameter, bitches)

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