while U wait

While you wait for my "I, Tonya" review, here's video of Joe Rogan demonstrating some ostensibly taekwondo-ish kicks to an embarrassingly fawning cameraman:


Back in my 20s, I could kinda do some of those kicks—same technique, with the same height and maybe a similar force (because even then I doubtless weighed more than Rogan), but not with Rogan's speed, balance, and precision. Alas, the only photographic evidence I have for this claim is here, so you'll just have to make do with a roundhouse kick.